WHY PHATASS
IT’S THE SAME REASON WHY ONE OF THE GREATEST JAM AND JELLY PRODUCERS USE
 “SMUCKERS”
THEIR MOTTO IS “WITH A NAME LIKE THAT WE NEED TO BE GOOD. THE SAME
WITH                 
  PHATASS

THE SAME HOLDS TRUE FOR US AT PHATASS WE NEED TO BE REALLY FREGGEN GOOD AT WHAT WE DO AND IN DOING SO WE PROTECT OUR CLIENT BASE AT AN INCREDIBLE LEVEL AS WE TRULY BELIEVE THE CLIENT IS THE ONLY IMPORTANT THING; IT'S NOT ABOUT US (WE ARE NOT THE SLIGHTEST IMPORTANT) OUR CUSTOMERS ARE!!! NOBODY ELSE CARES MORE THAN WE DO AND WE GIVE THE BEST SERVICE – BAR NONE!! WHOEVER HEARD OF AN AGENCY SPENDING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS TO MAKE SURE CLAIMS GET SETTLED TO THE TERMS OF THE CONTRACT, NOBODY BUT US! HOW MANY OTHERS MAKE LONG DISTANCE CALLS TO TIJUANA, MEXICALI AND MEXICO CITY TO GET THEM TO MOVE THEIR ASSES TOWHAT'SHATS RIGHT? HOW MANY MAKE SPECIAL TRIPS TO TIJUANA, MEXICALI AND MEXICO CITY TO PERSONALLY GET IN THEIR FACE AND BE STAND UP, NOBODY BUT PHATASS!! ALL THAT PROACTIVENESS COST MONEY AND WE DON’T GET COMPENSATED EXCEPT TO KNOW WE HAVE DONE THE VERY BEST FOR OUR CLIENTS AND ANYONE ELSE. ON THE AVERAGE WE SPEND OVER $200.00 ON EVERY CLAIM TO MAKE IT RIGHT AND HONORABLE (SOME LOTS MORE). YOU MAY NOT LIKE OUR NAME OR MY IRREVERENT VERBIAGE BUT SURE AS HELL YOU CAN BET NOBODY REACTS ON SUCH A LEVEL TO PROTECT THEIR CLIENTS. WE ARE NOT CHECK-PANTS AND WHITE SHOES AND BELT JUST RUNNING OUR MOUTHS AND THE ONLY SERVICE IS HANDING YOU A 800 NUMBERS WHICH MOST OF THE TIME NEVER ANSWERS.  WHY DOES PHATASS HAVE MORE CLIENTS THAN ANYONE? OVER 2000, WHY? JUST MAYBE WE FREGGEN CARE!! AS OUR MOTTO SEZ “HONEST – RAPID – NO BULLSHIT”.  REMEMBER “LIES ARE TO PLEASE YOU”- TRUTH OFFERS NO COMFORT BUT WILL PROVIDE ALTERNATIVES TO LESSEN THE HARM – PHATASS ONLY SPEAKS TRUTH. INSURANCE IS FULL OF USED CAR SALEMEN/TIMESHARE HUCKSTERS WHO ONLY SPEAK TO PLEASE YOU. INSURANCE PROVIDES SOME COMFORT BUT WE ASSURE YOU, WITH OUR EFFORT YOU WILL NOT EAT THE WHOLE COOKIE!! WHEREAS SECURITY/ALARM COMPANIES ONLY OFFER FEES, WHEN THE ALARM GOES OFF AND YOUR STUFF IS TAKEN YOU LOSE EVERYTHING INCLUDING PAYMENTS TO THE ALARM COMPANIES. WHAT A DEAL!  IT’S A CONTRACT AND WE WILL REQUIRE ALL TO HONOR THEIR WORD.